sharkgirldick:

I don’t care what gender you are. Put on this slutty top and these tight shorts.

(via hogwild-ramgirl)

senatortedcruz:

(via comrade-bastard)

busket:

I used to hate the word faggot but now I realize that it’s probably one of the only things that the gay community has left that isn’t being sanitized, shined, and sold back to us at a premium by deceitful ass companies who claim to like us but then vote for policies that kill us. you’re not gonna see a bank in a pride parade with banners that say “we love faggots” but you sure as hell will see a gay person saying “I love being a faggot” it feels so more real.

and I want it to stay controversial too because if a bank ever feels like they have the right to say “haha faggot right guys? 😏🏳️‍🌈” we should be able to publicly execute their ceo

how2forgive:

im like when a girl consumes too much media but doesnt have enough real life interactions

exitwound:

when god made me he just wanted to see how many things could be wrong with a girl at once

(via comrade-bastard)

liebestode:

this notion that if you’re an adult still on tumblr it’s bc something is wrong doesn’t sit right with me… unfortunately I can’t refute it bc there is something wrong with me

(via comrade-bastard)

pavewoment:

owlservice:

(via judgejudyofficial)

spongebobssquarepants:

myspace:

silverjirachi:

academiclemonade:

mindfulwrath:

agendermetalbender:

lovelymimic:

puffydove:

sleep-y-bones:

fishyaeronaut:

bizzarczar:

melvinthedepressedrobot:

dingdongyouarewrong:

gallifreyan-ginger-sociopath:

namara-ashina:

frederbee:

alchemy-is-quiet-here:

agatharights:

cosmictuesdays:

actiaslunaris:

arlothia:

reblog-landfill:

markwateneymemorialcrater:

thesaltofcarthage:

bigmammallama5:

generalalder:

not-so-tall-gay-danny:

thepremiumtrash:

romanimp:

thehaakun:

thrdplanet:

voidspell:

bihet-dragonize:

transfagsculine:

intersexfairy:

catgirlsapphic:

adobe-outdesign:

bijazz:

psycho1960:

boccadorata:

antirussia:

rabbitrays:

iplaytolosebitch:

girlfriendluvr:

demo:

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this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

literal tumblr history

sapphling:

not to be melodramatic but sometimes giving a girl a handjob feels like holding the divine light of the universe in your palm

kenafeh:

(sitting in court on trial for murder) wow. god forbid women do anything

(via jigglypuffsvevo)

cunt-mcdrunk:

prettyhatemachinegf:

im not asexual im not celibate but a secret third thing

(via comrade-bastard)

watermelynn-witch:

(via stansbreastmilk2)